never again

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I'm at an irritating standoff with myself right now. My sleep schedule is gone to hell because every time I take the pain drugs I get drowsy and nap for four hours. But if I don't take them then the pain eventually gets to the point where I feel like dropping to the floor and writhing around in semi-lucid frustration. The skin is growing back on two of the surgical incisions and the feeling is a distracting, indescribable mixture of BURNS and ITCHES. I could deal better with the shooting pain frankly.


However, Phoenix - 1901 D.L.I.D. Customization Remix, where have you been all my life DAT BASS nnnngh.

what the hell seriously. seriously what the hell.

Me and the roommate just found a Westinghouse Type RS 275 Watt UV Sunlamp from the 1950s in the basement. "You can be SURE ... if it's Westinghouse!" A self-contained source of beneficial ultraviolet!

"The manufacturer makes no claims as to the effectiveness of the ultraviolet radiation of this lamp for the maintenance of health, this being entirely the province of the medical profession."

CAUTION, it says:

1. Do not use too long an exposure time (do not sleep under lamp).
2. Do not operate lamp too close to skin.
3. Do not look directly into the lamp.
4. Do not operate this lamp on D-C.




That's right. It's a goddamn cancer lamp. DARE I GIVE IN TO CURIOSITY AND PLUG IT IN?

Science marches onward.

actually it's the vicodin

SELF: Wow, the moon is really bright tonight, did you know that? Holy shit, look at it.

ANDREW: You sound so drunk right now.

SELF: No, look at this!

ANDREW: I'm trying to watch Smash, drunky. You're bothering me.

SELF: Seriously!

ANDREW: Put the bottle down.


ETA:

ANDREW: Wait, did she just no to Dev?

SELF: WHAT?

ANDREW: Don't you have a moon to watch?