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respectorcistSo out of boredom and curiosity today after peering at my own horoscope I decided for lulz to consider the horoscopes of my two Darrow chars with actual birthdays.
Both sort of took me by surprise but on thinking about them ... no they sorta fit.
Ichigo was an Earth Snake
Such high spirit! So intense and passionate, earth Snake people are charming and romantic. Possessing tremendous wisdom, they are deep, quiet thinkers, and most intense. They often get involved in great causes, bigger than life, and often serve as mentors to the young. To paraphrase Confucius, they have a kind of inner beauty that arises, hovers, then comes to nest.
Earth Snake can be, in a word, snaky. They can wrap their prey in a clever web almost impossible to escape. Their disarming manner has its charms but can backfire, when people run like crazy for blessed relief. Their inborn magnetism, quick response to the needy, and unaffected love for their fellow men compel support from high and low alike. But Snakes are not all snaky, in fact they are a bit too cautious, afraid that if they give their love away, they won't get it back.
This amuses me because I know another earth Snake hurr hurr.
Spock was a Metal Horse
Metal Horse people have a balance of the best kind of qualities. Without a doubt, the Horse is the standard for grace, strength and nobility. They have an amazing capacity for hard work. They need people and you can often find metal Horses amongst large groups.
From evening clothes to blue jeans, from the opera to country and western, the metal Horse is the epitome of a chameleon. Twisting and turning to new experiences, these Horses will go wherever adventure beckons, living very active and productive lives. Because of this, their social circle includes some of the most interesting people with opposing and refreshing points of view. Conversation is a high art. Metal Horses are also very talented people. They are most resourceful; if they don't know about a subject, they find the time to learn about it. They never have to lose precious time worrying about what might have been. Although they are very serious and responsible workers and have successful careers, they experience a volatile life, up and down. They make loyal and understanding friends and expect to receive the same in return.
O yeah?
lmf I had to do way too much math for this shit.
Because I'm a tool I did Jim Kirk, too. He was a Water Rooster
Rooster is often seen as the original strong silent type, not unlike the Humphrey Bogart and Greto Garbo prototypes. Most people consider them quite eccentric. They are quite moody and can be too outspoken, but can be quite brave when the situation calls for it, talented and capable. They are always devoted to their work and have a reputation for being the hardest of workers. Water Roosters are deep thinkers and are pioneers in spirit. They can experience the greatest of joy through this.
Whispered sweet nothings lead to trouble for this one! Their very soft hearts relish love. They pamper their senses with indulgences and when they're not looking, they sink into a love trap more powerful than quicksand. Their relationships will last because they take very good care of their other half. They have a love for life, too, and want to right every wrong. Their idealism will lead them to become involved oftentimes through political action or volunteer work, and they work hard to make life problem-free, for themselves and others. Water Rooster is very intelligent, with quick reflexes, and has inexhaustible energy. For one thing, this Rooster rations its energy, in a leisurely, never hurried manner, taking all the time necessary to make decisions, rationally and analytically, whether it comes to business, friendship, or love relationship.
Cocks.
Aries/Horse: These Horses are energetic and love taking on new projects. They can leave behind them a trail of unfinished business. They enjoy grabbing life by the horns and are motivated, adventurous individuals. The Dauntless Optimist, there is something of the victorious athlete in all Aries/Horses. They are both fast on their feet and quick of wit. But they don't always carry through on their serve. Herein lies the first and most bothersome of Aries/Horse faults. Both Aries and Horse are pushy and active. Both signs are ego-oriented. Both Aries and Horse are guilty of willfulness. Couple them and you come up with a mighty character prone to demanding what he wants when he wants it.
Aries/Rooster: Blunt, yet witty, these Roosters speak in plain terms. They do not hold qualms about their feelings and don’t mind sharing their points of view. They are honest and trustworthy and expect the same of others, especially friends and family. The Arrogant Gadabout, The Aries/Rooster is a boiling teakettle of enthusiasm. Every single second of life for this character is full to overflowing with activity and gusto. Aries/Roosters would like to try everything at least once. And if these tests bring them pleasure or intense experience, they would like to try them again, please. This Aries is generous and outgoing, talented, versatile and curious to a fault. This person is like a spinning top. They twirl and whirl through life at breakneck speed until one day, they fall right over and stop. Then, they wait till someone or something starts them up again. If you fancy an Aries/Rooster, and feel up to being the starter, get ready for some creative sex.
For roffles, I did myself, too.
Pisces/Ox: Sensitivity influences the toughness of the Ox to produce a delicate personality, with unlimited creativity and perspicacity. Piscean Oxen are artistic and would rather work behind the scenes than be a visible member of the team. The Wise Dreamer, Pisces born in an Ox year is quite a character. Just when you think this person is nothing more than froth and furbelow, thwack! He or she floors you with a remark that would knock the wind out of Chicago. The gap between the basic slugger nature of Oxen and Pisces ephemeralness misleads one. Never forget that you can't judge a book by its cover. The Pisces/Ox seems for all the world the artiste, the stereotypical Pisces dreamer. But wait! Pisces/Ox is perhaps even more of a schemer than a poet. There is a huge capacity for work and follow through with this savvy character. He or she will also be loyal in friendship and able to conform to social convention.
Sort of makes me seem like an asshole.
Both sort of took me by surprise but on thinking about them ... no they sorta fit.
Ichigo was an Earth Snake
Such high spirit! So intense and passionate, earth Snake people are charming and romantic. Possessing tremendous wisdom, they are deep, quiet thinkers, and most intense. They often get involved in great causes, bigger than life, and often serve as mentors to the young. To paraphrase Confucius, they have a kind of inner beauty that arises, hovers, then comes to nest.
Earth Snake can be, in a word, snaky. They can wrap their prey in a clever web almost impossible to escape. Their disarming manner has its charms but can backfire, when people run like crazy for blessed relief. Their inborn magnetism, quick response to the needy, and unaffected love for their fellow men compel support from high and low alike. But Snakes are not all snaky, in fact they are a bit too cautious, afraid that if they give their love away, they won't get it back.
This amuses me because I know another earth Snake hurr hurr.
Spock was a Metal Horse
Metal Horse people have a balance of the best kind of qualities. Without a doubt, the Horse is the standard for grace, strength and nobility. They have an amazing capacity for hard work. They need people and you can often find metal Horses amongst large groups.
From evening clothes to blue jeans, from the opera to country and western, the metal Horse is the epitome of a chameleon. Twisting and turning to new experiences, these Horses will go wherever adventure beckons, living very active and productive lives. Because of this, their social circle includes some of the most interesting people with opposing and refreshing points of view. Conversation is a high art. Metal Horses are also very talented people. They are most resourceful; if they don't know about a subject, they find the time to learn about it. They never have to lose precious time worrying about what might have been. Although they are very serious and responsible workers and have successful careers, they experience a volatile life, up and down. They make loyal and understanding friends and expect to receive the same in return.
O yeah?
lmf I had to do way too much math for this shit.
Because I'm a tool I did Jim Kirk, too. He was a Water Rooster
Rooster is often seen as the original strong silent type, not unlike the Humphrey Bogart and Greto Garbo prototypes. Most people consider them quite eccentric. They are quite moody and can be too outspoken, but can be quite brave when the situation calls for it, talented and capable. They are always devoted to their work and have a reputation for being the hardest of workers. Water Roosters are deep thinkers and are pioneers in spirit. They can experience the greatest of joy through this.
Whispered sweet nothings lead to trouble for this one! Their very soft hearts relish love. They pamper their senses with indulgences and when they're not looking, they sink into a love trap more powerful than quicksand. Their relationships will last because they take very good care of their other half. They have a love for life, too, and want to right every wrong. Their idealism will lead them to become involved oftentimes through political action or volunteer work, and they work hard to make life problem-free, for themselves and others. Water Rooster is very intelligent, with quick reflexes, and has inexhaustible energy. For one thing, this Rooster rations its energy, in a leisurely, never hurried manner, taking all the time necessary to make decisions, rationally and analytically, whether it comes to business, friendship, or love relationship.
Cocks.
Aries/Horse: These Horses are energetic and love taking on new projects. They can leave behind them a trail of unfinished business. They enjoy grabbing life by the horns and are motivated, adventurous individuals. The Dauntless Optimist, there is something of the victorious athlete in all Aries/Horses. They are both fast on their feet and quick of wit. But they don't always carry through on their serve. Herein lies the first and most bothersome of Aries/Horse faults. Both Aries and Horse are pushy and active. Both signs are ego-oriented. Both Aries and Horse are guilty of willfulness. Couple them and you come up with a mighty character prone to demanding what he wants when he wants it.
Aries/Rooster: Blunt, yet witty, these Roosters speak in plain terms. They do not hold qualms about their feelings and don’t mind sharing their points of view. They are honest and trustworthy and expect the same of others, especially friends and family. The Arrogant Gadabout, The Aries/Rooster is a boiling teakettle of enthusiasm. Every single second of life for this character is full to overflowing with activity and gusto. Aries/Roosters would like to try everything at least once. And if these tests bring them pleasure or intense experience, they would like to try them again, please. This Aries is generous and outgoing, talented, versatile and curious to a fault. This person is like a spinning top. They twirl and whirl through life at breakneck speed until one day, they fall right over and stop. Then, they wait till someone or something starts them up again. If you fancy an Aries/Rooster, and feel up to being the starter, get ready for some creative sex.
For roffles, I did myself, too.
Pisces/Ox: Sensitivity influences the toughness of the Ox to produce a delicate personality, with unlimited creativity and perspicacity. Piscean Oxen are artistic and would rather work behind the scenes than be a visible member of the team. The Wise Dreamer, Pisces born in an Ox year is quite a character. Just when you think this person is nothing more than froth and furbelow, thwack! He or she floors you with a remark that would knock the wind out of Chicago. The gap between the basic slugger nature of Oxen and Pisces ephemeralness misleads one. Never forget that you can't judge a book by its cover. The Pisces/Ox seems for all the world the artiste, the stereotypical Pisces dreamer. But wait! Pisces/Ox is perhaps even more of a schemer than a poet. There is a huge capacity for work and follow through with this savvy character. He or she will also be loyal in friendship and able to conform to social convention.
Sort of makes me seem like an asshole.
